Joke: Who Stole Our Goat

Akpors stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court.

JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty?
Akpors: My Lord, I’m not guilty.
JUDGE: How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?
Akpors: My Lord, I was just passing by Kayode house and I saw a very big rope tied to a tree. I said to myself, "maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide," so I rescued the tree and took the rope home. My Lord… I swear I didn’t realize there was a goat tied to the rope until now!

The Judge freed Kunle.